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Bistandard is a Metal band based out of Los Angeles, CA The group was formed in October of 2005 by drummer Mo Diggs and singer/guitarist Jeff Settles. Bassist Chino Levario joined the group in 2006 and lead guitarist Joe Daniels was with the band in 2007-2008. Lead guitarist Scott Higgins joined Bistandard in late 2008 and is currently the newest member of Bistandard. Bistandard is influenced by many great bands and other music genres such as Machine Head, Slayer, Sepultura, Soulfy, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage and genres such as Metal, rock, classic rock, hip-hop, jazz, country, opera, and anything else you can think of.
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