Bystander Intervention

The feminist term for cock block

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.

by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019

Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Inocent Bystander

the people wo get shot during my reckless drive byes in my new benz

i was doin a drive by and shot this inocent bystander

by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003

bystander

The bystander is a creature or person something troubled and dreaded from other places or worlds.

Have you watched bystanders are stupid!

by Universo e oltre February 17, 2021

Bystander

A person who witnesses an event and then says something about it to an adult or trust adult.

The bystander went to the teacher after she witnessed someone being bullied

by Imakemoresensethenyou October 6, 2019

earbang the bystander

when you are tired of people saying somebody who is a complete axxhole is the best person in da wurld.

this laydee was a complete axxhole protecting the wurlds bigguts axxhole army.

I got bored of listening so I started to earbang the bystander, all the bystander got earbanged to shit.

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

bystand

Short for bystander, but not as bad.

They stand by, but not by choice, it's cuz they would get pummeled if they tried to help.
They want to help but they can't.
They look out for themselves before others, though...

A: Baldrick, you're such a bystander!
B: No, He's actually only a bystand. You should see him in a fight.

by zHmonsta December 15, 2021