Sultry Santa 's definitions

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Lux

The best League of Legends champions since she is the hottest.

League of Legends E-Sports Player at a Post-Match Press Conference: We did not have a chance of winning against Lux because her sexiness distracted the entire team from sticking to the game plan.

by Sultry Santa May 23, 2018

McMicrophone

A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.

Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.

by Sultry Santa October 23, 2020

Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.

Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Slacker

Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide

Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Chuck

A closet homosexual who ignores his bros by hanging out with his "girl" 24/7. He only associates himself with her to try and hide the fact that he is gay even though everybody already knows the truth.

Andres: Why didn't Chuck go to the casino with us?

Travis: He's hanging out with Elizabeth because he thinks it will prevent us from thinking he is gay.

by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018

Operation FIT

A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.

Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.

by Sultry Santa August 23, 2019