beach buzzards

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

by River hippie April 14, 2016

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

Angry Buzzard

When the male is having sex with someone not so attractive or annoying, he shoves his penis in her butt then pukes on her back. She'll start flapping her arms and the two together will look like a pissed off buzzard

Dude remember that chick I left with last night? I was gonna rodeo her but instead I pulled the angry buzzard on her instead.

by sniffles 88 May 19, 2010

pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

by PNShD August 14, 2009

Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.

Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.

by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021

buzzard fuck

A whole lot of flapping, but nothing being accomplished...This term is best used to describe a futile situation where apparent efforts are being made with no clear results.

Man, we were out there the whole day trying to fix that gutter but the damn thing is still broken...what a buzzard fuck!

by stumpy mc stumperson February 19, 2009

cunt buzzard

someone who will fuck anything he sees

I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard

by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005