The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
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Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.
by Tagz February 28, 2009
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1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
Get the Gastric Bypass mug.Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.
Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
by itstombtw October 20, 2009
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by 2dollarsushi April 29, 2020
Get the budpass mug.Somebody on Roblox who uploads Decals, Audios, Places, Shirts, T-Shirts, Pants or models that contain things against Roblox terms of service and usually don't remain for too long once they are leaked and reported.
A Bypasser is typically well known and are pretty good at bypassing.
Bypassers are always finding new methods and baits to sike out the moderation on roblox.
A Bypasser is typically well known and are pretty good at bypassing.
Bypassers are always finding new methods and baits to sike out the moderation on roblox.
Hey, are you a bypasser? i heard you uploaded a new decal!
Bro, he's a bypasser he's so cool.
Yeah im a bypasser, check out this cool audio i uploaded.
Bro, he's a bypasser he's so cool.
Yeah im a bypasser, check out this cool audio i uploaded.
by abandonmystery777 May 25, 2021
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A person's presence - when they walk in to a room, it feels as if someone has left walked out.
Someone who would not make an impression on a pillow.
A person's presence - when they walk in to a room, it feels as if someone has left walked out.
Someone who would not make an impression on a pillow.
No matter what he did, Howard has such a charisma bypass. He was unable to make an impact on anyone.
He lacked so much energy, his doctor must have given him a charisma bypass.
He lacked so much energy, his doctor must have given him a charisma bypass.
by GregFresser September 22, 2013
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