buttweasel 

<i>Butt-weasel.</i>
A person of either or both genders that likes to crawl up others butts! it is simply their favourite pass time. False and a walking oxymoron!

stop being such a buttweasel Katrina

buttweasel by getinthecar! am lion:P August 18, 2014

Buttweave 

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

Blurtweasel 

Blurtweasel; An individual who posesses the rare combination of not only being "Blurty" but also being "Weasely"

"You are such a Blurtweasel, you make me vomit out my Japs eye!!!"

"I wouldn't let him finger my Git, he's a Blurtweasel!"

Blurtweasel by Moothead February 14, 2012

butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

butt-weasel by knowman March 10, 2008

Butt Weasel 

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.

Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.

Butt Weasel by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

butt-weasel

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?

butt-weasel by benthere March 11, 2008

butterself 

Variation on the term "butterface." Refers to a woman who is beautiful on the outside, but ugly on the inside, i.e. everything about her is attractive, but-her-self.

Yeah, she looks good, but she's a real butterself.

butterself by dpmerline February 14, 2014