Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

Buttpuke

1. To vomit into the tube that you are felching someone with, therefore filling the ass with puke.

After jaay was done felching, he had to go in the bathroom and drain the buttpuke from his ass.

by Beyond warped August 31, 2003

Buttspeech

When someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable. Talks out of his/her butt.

There are no examples. Buttspeech is comprehensive.

Buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc
You: What the hell did you just say?

by dharasick October 8, 2009

buttsniper

a really horny dude who goes around trying to have anal sex

Dude, did you see that guy? He hella wanted to buttsnipe that chick!"

by Lucy September 28, 2004

buttstinker

Butt stinker: A person who's rear end stinks. Typically the smell from a Butt Stinkers backside will show itself as soon as you are within arms reach of the person. Example: I went to talk to Billy, but as soon as I got close all I could smell was the stench from his ass, He is a butt stinker. Breaking the seal : this refers to when a butt stinker uses the bathroom prior to you. Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence they broke the seal.

Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence this person is a buttstinker

by Stankerrr May 20, 2014

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019