buttkiss

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.

Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.

by driftdc5 March 26, 2008

Buttkiss

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.

Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.

by Jyrkface November 20, 2009

buttkissface

parallel to “butterface” derived from Shameless

When a guy has a very nice body,voice, personality, etc. but is ugly therefore being attracted to everything but his face

Person 1: Omg I might hook up with Jackson
Person 2: He’s a buttkissface. I wouldn’t do it
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It’s basically saying he’s attractive but his face.

by 1loveyou<3 August 23, 2021

buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved

I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.

by Fatnaps July 7, 2023

buttkiss

someone who sucks up.

janw is such a buttkiss

by bitch May 13, 2005

Dick Buttkiss

That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him

Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
John-Quick, RUN!!!

by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013