Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Buttick

A tick that only sucks blood from butts; usually use this phrase for when someone is being annoying

Person 1: "Can I borrow a pencil."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Thanks a lot, buttick."

by Jan_2301 November 23, 2015

buttkicker

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".

Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.

by Intelligent Isaac May 29, 2017

semi-buttocked

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

buttlicker

a person who licks ass hole and likes it. someone who likes the smell of ass.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Bumtickle

The act of tickling another's bum with your penis.

Arielle loves a good Bumtickle now and again.

by GTheDude March 21, 2008

Butticle

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel

Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!

by sandaforyou January 9, 2011