ButtHertz

The frequency at which a WATB (whiny-ass titty-baby) whines about something.

The whining by pacifists after Osama Bin Laden was killed registered at over 9000 ButtHertz (BHz). It was at once both a painful and sweet sound.

by gnodab May 30, 2011

Butthair

a really annoying person.

dude stop being such a butthair.

by WednesdayW March 16, 2010

fancy butthair

Well cared for, conditioned, lengthy butthair that has been braided from the top of the ass crack down along the taint to be mingled with the fancy ball hair.

Hey babe, check out my fancy butthair!

Can you help me braid my fancy butthair?

by the roosters June 26, 2014

butthert

when a shoemaker is joaned on a lot then puts a traffic sign in a basketball hoop

person 1: "you're a shoemaker, you're gay"

Person 2: "you know what i'm butthert im gonna put a stop sign in your bball hoop"

by CPT Butthert February 17, 2010

penis butthair

Slang for peanut butter.

My favorite flavor of ice cream is penis butthair and chocolate.

Will you make me a penis butthair and jellie sandwich?

(Combo) Will you make me a penis butthair and gaylie sandwich?

(Combo) - My favorite flavor of ice cum is penis butthair and cockolate ice cum. Too bad they don't serve it at the Cheesecock Fucktory, but I know Baskin Robbins has it.

by Reebs May 10, 2006

butther

a girl with a great body. Her face is the problem.

"She's got an amazing body, butther face!"

by Kevin January 16, 2004

Buttheart

A more extreme and demeaning form of the insult "butthead". Can imply meager intelligence or simply someone being a meanie, but to the extreme! It is easily confused with butthead and is rarely used.

"That's not a square, that's a rhombus you buttheart!"

by FaerieQueene52 November 9, 2011