Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.

Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."

by Innit B November 24, 2006

Buttdialed

When you try to call your buddy in prison and his phone is in temporary storage in his butt.

"Honey, who are you trying to call?" "I just buttdialed Joe in prison, for real."

by Turk 153 September 17, 2016

buttdial

When you call a fellow police officer to cover for a crime without telling anyone it happened.

- Sir, I see a record of you calling Mr. Higgins after the death of John!
- It was a buttdial!

by elsaabka May 24, 2024