Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012

buttcheeks mcgee

When a annoying girl is alive but you somewhat tolerate her because she has a big booty.

Jake: Hey you know Laura?
Soham: Yeah, she super annoying but has a fat ass.
Jake: Yeah I call her buttcheeks mcgee

by bballaddict March 12, 2017

Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread

A term coined by YouTuber Ian Carter, A.K.A. Idubbbz, meaning to lean over in the shower as to let the water go in your butt crack.

I kept on getting hair stuck in my asshole, so I used the Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread and it cleared right up.

by Kitten Corp. June 4, 2018

blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

buttcheese

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

booty buttcheeks

A song as sung by Thugnificent on 'The Boondocks'. Inspired by...any song about ass.

self explanatory, but. 'Booty BUTTCHEEKS! BOOTY--BOOTY butt.CHEEKS!!'

by Wurst Liver May 21, 2008

Buttcheek waterfall

When a person gets so hot that a tiny sweat resevoir forms at the small of their back. Once it reaches full capacity it begins to trickle or flow down the natural crevice tween one's ham hocks (buttocks)

"Dude! I was so sweaty from rollerblading! Springtime came early and I had a buttcheek waterfall ... Yosemite-style-Yo!"

by mafabiotch November 29, 2011