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butt boner

When a really long turd protrudes from the butt. The turd is not released; the tension on the end of the turd exerted by the sphincter is enough so that the turd maintains its protrusion without breaking off or being retracted. This creates a silhouette of an erection, where the turd resembles the shaft and the buttcheeks resemble the balls. A butt boner.
"Check out this long dry one, bro! A perfect butt boner!"
by yaolinglingjiu January 4, 2012
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Omg I fell off my chair the other day and I got a butt boner
by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 14, 2022
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the term used when you have to go to the bathroom so badly that you have surpassed "prairie dogging" it and now have a good two to three inches of turd protruding from the back of your shorts. Thus, you are sporting a "butt boner". OMG, is that a tail? Nope, just my butt boner. Can you point me to the nearest shitter?

shit, poop, turd, prairie dogging, take a dump, pinch a loaf, lay some brown pipe, cut some lumbar
Friend #1 - "I have to go to the bathroom so bad!"
Friend #2 - "Oh man, are you prairie dogging it?"
Friend #1 - "Past that dude, I am sporting a full fledge butt boner!"
by Erika's Bitch April 6, 2012
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The feeling you get in your rectum when you are about to take a crap but are holding off before you absolutely have to go.
I KNEW this was going to be a good shit. I had SUCH a butt boner.
by oak tree out front June 14, 2011
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When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023
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When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
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