butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

Pale Butt Crust

It is the unique dingleberry crust formed on one member of planet Earth. This member is called Zimbabwe Bull, or Trevor.

Breezie: "Man, Trevor you need to clean up your Pale Butt Crust you left on the Toilet!"

Trevor: "TEE HEE Did you ever wake up with dirt in your butt?"

by The Kitten Catcher January 2, 2012

butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004

butt crusties

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

Butt Crust

When you don’t get all of it when you whip.

Got bad butt crust.

by Burger commin January 30, 2018