bushtastrophe

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.

Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."

by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009

bushcrack

1. the orifice which lurks below female pubic hair.

2. a nickname for George W. Bush which differentiates him from the three slightly more honorable Bush men creatures, Prescott his grandfather, George his father and Jeb his brother.

3. a joke told in the rural areas of Australia.

1. Mickey knew that without the dividends her bushcrack would provide; life would have dire consequences like jobs, financial responsibility and a lack of willing slaves and dupes.

2. Thanks be to Mergatroid and inside connections, George "bushcrack" the good old boy didn't need to attend weekly Air National Guard meetings or annual summer encampments during his tour of duty to bring home the bacon.

3. Wayne threw a log on the campfire somewhere deep in the outback and spun a wild bushcrack about Austin the tenderfoot having sex with a not-very-pleased joey.

by diogio rome May 21, 2009

Bushwank

When one is alone fishing, camping, or any other outdoor activity, and feels the need to rub one out. Also known as Solitary Arousal Syndrome.

Tom was out fishing with his one man tent and portable shower when he was suddenly taken over by the urge to have a bushwank by the camp fire.

by TheKnowAll October 16, 2007

Bushtard

Phrase used to describe someone of extremely low intelligence. A Bushtard is far more dense than a retard and has an IQ closer to that of George W. Bush.

Don't be such a fucking Bushtard! Next thing you'll be running for president!!

by Oli J April 29, 2003

Bushra

An amazing, beautiful, unique, optimistic, fun, crazy girl with a weird laugh

Is that a bushra i see?

by Kireias February 3, 2018

bushra (atmosphere girl)

bushra is a really funny girl ! but she can be really mean sometimes so always be careful when you’re around her !!!! she loves listening to old age music because she’s a literal granny but her childishness balances that out ! but at the end of the day she’s funny and can be nice when she’s feeling like it so make sure to always be friends with a bushra !!!!!

oh no! here we go again it’s bushra (atmosphere girl) being mean!

by ihateeitheree April 5, 2020

Bushtard

someone as stupid as George W. Bush

The president is such a bushtard, he had to cheat to get elected.

by yup August 12, 2004