Herpe Burpies

When a chick's herpes creates pockets of gas that release into her pussy and she queefs them out.

For some strange reason in my drunken stupor, I almost went down on her. But then I heard her fuckin' herpe burpies and I promptly ran the hell out of there.

by Anonymous2322 November 29, 2010

Lightning burnies

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.

Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!

by Brian April 15, 2003

burbies

another term for boobs.

that chicks got nice burbies.

by DynoRyderX March 19, 2004

Burnies

When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.

I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!

by spasian June 30, 2008

Burlies

When you lay down in your bed totally drunk and you feel as if the world is spinning.

No man I've got the burlies.

by notafraid121212 July 27, 2010

Buzzies

Buddies in Google Buzz

I have a lot of Buzzies so it can be quite Buzy opening Gmail.

by Murban February 11, 2010

yellow burnies

n. 1. A particular genus of feces, tan-yellow in color, and quite acidic. Not as dense as the average turd, yellow burnies tend to be brittle, and may separate during excretion. This causes the burning sensation to be experienced at its fullest, and the wipage to be at a maximum. Yellow burnies typically occur 1-3 hours after ingesting a combination of habanero peppers, corn bread, and bananas.

HUSBAND: Florence, we have a dinner party with the Marps tonight. Make sure you wear the blue--
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!

by Weekend at Burnies August 16, 2004