An impishly beautiful sexual beast of Teutonic myth. The Burkhard's primary power comes from his stunning masculine charisma, cripplingly erotic musk, and devil-may-carejoy de vivre.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Attempts have been made to domestic this creature with little success. He can be dressed up, and taken out for steak dinner, but extreme caution should be exercised when vodka is involve, as the Burkhard is as likely to make sweet love to you, as he is to run naked thru the streets wearing only a wicked grin.
Further study has shown the burkhard likes to kissed and cuddle as he falls to sleep, and once asleep seems both innocent and cute... DONT BE FOOLED, as this all disappears upon waking.. He's back to being the Satyr he was mere hours before, only now he's rested and looking for someone to play with, chew on, and rub up against.
Last night the guy I was on a date with went all Burkhard on me, and though it was fun waking up naked and in the woods.. My ass hurts.
by Spring Satyr December 6, 2012
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2. An overly gay person who thinks they make hilarious 'gay jokes' when in reality they are the only person laughing.
3. The scum of the earth.
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