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ashley burgess 

Perfection; the most beautiful, amazing person I know. Her smile is like sunshine for it gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. I wish I could see her everyday, because days without her are meaningless. She is kind, understanding, smart, beautiful, fun, and so on. Her simple ways can be admired by everyone. Her personality is addicting. Ashely Burgess means perfect.
Perfect beautiful kindness lovely smart joyful smile Ashley Burgess is perfect No one compares to Ashley
ashley burgess by Brant322 December 5, 2013

Tom Burgess 

A new trend invented by a middle school in britain, which is
two words a person usually shouts when squirting someone with water. Usually in a corridor, a classroom (when a teacher isn't looking), a toliet or a playground.

Equipment Needed:
A Full Water Bottle, with a twist-off cap.
A Compass (or any, small sharp point.)

To perform a 'Tom Burgess', you fill your bottle with water, screw on the lid, pierce the middle of the lid with a compass, to make a small hole in the middle.

Hide somewhere random, like behind a bush or in a toliet cubicle.

Select your victim, leapt out of your hiding place holding the bottle and screaming 'TOM BURGEEEEES' while squeezing the bottle so water shoots out the tiny hole, drenching them with water. Aim for the crotch area, to make it look like they've wet themselves.

Tom Burgess is also a character from Antony Horowitzes non-fictional childrens sci-fi thriller novel, 'Ravens Gate'. He is a farmer who got killed mysterious in the story.

Nobody knows why 'TOM BURGEEEES' is shouted when performing this stunt, but its pretty funny.
Boy1: Harry just went up to me and squirted water all over me, and shouted 'TOM BURGEESSS'.

Boy2: AHAHAHAH you just got Tom Burgessed!

Turd Burgaler 

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.
Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Ass Burgaler 

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.
The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.
Ass Burgaler by Sparkss August 30, 2006

MR. BURGESS 

A WORD TO USED TO DESCRIBE A RACIST REDNECK.
JAMES, THE MAN WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS A MR. BURGESS
MR. BURGESS by elementkid1007 March 2, 2009

Jeremy Burgess 

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
My heart is taken by Jeremy Burgess.
Jeremy Burgess by yentruoc January 28, 2014