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bureaucratic parasite

A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.
When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.
by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017
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bureaucratic void

Bill: How are you going to get rid of the evidence?

Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.
by mcdede August 11, 2008
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Bureaucratic euthanasia

To be euthanized, or commit euthanasia via the use of bureaucratic mechanisms. Stalling lifesaving measures to the point of death using bureaucracy.
My mother’s healthcare system killed her using bureaucratic euthanasia by having her get shuffled around so many different specialists and tests that she eventually drop dead before getting any real treatment.
by Johnplarany July 25, 2022
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Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.
I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.
by JerMead July 24, 2018
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bureaucratic feltcher

a bureaucratic person who sucks or licks semen from the anus of another bureaucratic person.
That person is a bureaucratic feltcher
by anonymous July 11, 2023
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A way of disguising the fact that you are calling some one the American English insult of an S.O.B., i.e. a "Son-of-a bitch"
The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".
by Alaskan Grammarian March 14, 2020
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grey bureaucrat

A bureaucrat that work behinds the scenes and although do important technical work, have zero influence upon political decisions and is not interested in having such influence. He just follows protocol, abstracting his own personality from his function.
The grey bureaucrat, no matter how much I begged, asked me to fill some documents and wait for 15 days, when I need it for this Friday, or else I'm going to be in trouble.
by DeyvsonMC March 18, 2018
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