A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
Get the Shlong Burgler mug.One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.
Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.
by MR_OOF July 5, 2010
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When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
by Kiser August 29, 2003
Get the turd burgler mug.The sound your gut makes when you hold flatulence in and it feels like your insides are about to explode. Essentially the sound your entrails make due to an internal fart.
by bra bandit October 23, 2005
Get the g'burgle mug.Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
by Smister Loan September 30, 2008
Get the Wank Burgled mug.An interjection used to convey distress, confusion or general annoyance.
Also used to defy idiotic panelists who tell you not to make up words.
Also used to defy idiotic panelists who tell you not to make up words.
lame n00b: hatred i sexed ur mom
Hatred <EZ>: Ah, burgleflickle.
Candidate: This whole thing is a travesty.. a sham.. and a mockery! It's a TRAVESHAMOCKERY!
Panel: No making up words.
Candidate: BURGLEFLICKLE!
Hatred <EZ>: Ah, burgleflickle.
Candidate: This whole thing is a travesty.. a sham.. and a mockery! It's a TRAVESHAMOCKERY!
Panel: No making up words.
Candidate: BURGLEFLICKLE!
by Hatred <EZ> June 11, 2006
Get the burgleflickle mug.A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).
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