Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

bitch bunker

A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity

Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.

by Izer1 February 4, 2017

Bunkerish

To look very red in the face, like a tomato. Most probably cause you are hot!!

Hey mate, you look really Bunkerish in the face, you okay??

by sheepshagginsince93 January 31, 2014

Bunker Babes

A group of white women, with an unhealthy obsession of Matt Lanter and his eyes. Tend to have a right wing political leaning. Multiple holes offend them. Cult like status.

Pastimes include:

- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.

- Running multiple shame accounts.

- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.

- Buying mugs.

The Bunker Babes have 88 holes between them.

Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!

The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.

by 88holes May 7, 2019

bunkerboy

An elected official who hides in an underground, concrete room instead of listening to constituents.

Dude 1: There are a couple hundred peaceful protestors walking up Pennsylvania Ave. Where’s bunkerboy? He should see and hear this.
Dude 2: He ran to the basement - he wants to spend some alone time with his twitter feed.

by Marquise_T June 1, 2020

trump bunker

The fictional place to which one withdraws when they are either tired or fed up with Trump's antics, especially over social media.

There's been so many idiotic presidential tweets and backlash that I need to just retire to a Trump bunker to get away for a while. (Aka, avoid social media).

by JanuaryFire May 13, 2017

Basement Bunker

noun - The lower points of entrance on a male or female

Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker

Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014