Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

buniss

A butt. It has two cheeks and a crack. It’s simply a butt. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sasha: “Apparently Sarah fell on her back and is now having to ice her buniss.

by NoobDood1576 January 7, 2021

Bunifa

The funniest chick off of MadTV.

Whhhhaaddddd I doo Whhaaaddd I do!!! - Bunifa

by imalittleteapot February 28, 2004

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

bunio

slang for junior, can be shortened to 'bu'

bunio, hey bu, get my 40 outta da frijj

by chukl January 18, 2009

Bunionfucker

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.

Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*

by JoShmoe October 31, 2011

bunibobri

the queen of tiktok

hey you know that girl bunibobri shes a queen

by i.hate.white.people.lolololol January 6, 2021