bumcheese

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.

i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.

by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006

Bumcheese

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.

Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Bumcheese

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.

Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?

by PervyP May 21, 2008

bullcheese

A non-vulgar term for bullshit. Used in the presence of parents or people who vehemently oppose swearing of any kind.

Hayley is the first person to ever say "bullcheese".

by P_ranztheGodfather June 12, 2006

Bumcheese

Cheese from the moon.

Let's go to the moon and get some bumcheese for Sarah.

by Ronnehuk October 19, 2005

bandcheese

The greenish scum that builds up in a musical instrument through use.

"Jeff you've got so much bandcheese coming out your horn!"

by Emilea and Nathaniel March 30, 2009

Bigcheesehead

Someone who sucks at rocket league and talks about penis alot and is an addict of pokemon go

Bigcheesehead get off pokemon go.

by unknxwnvibez July 30, 2021