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bumsen

it actually is a german verb for "havin sex", "makin love"...
I as a german prep wouldn't say it, 'cause it's kinda chav word. better say "poppen" or just "sex haben" (havin sex)
Ich will sie bumsen! - I wanna fuck her!
Wir haben gebumst. - We had sex.
by Ma_Li March 2, 2007
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Bumwee

An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.
"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"
by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009
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Chris Bumstead

The father of all bodybuilders, an absolute babe with the body of a Greek god. Women want him and men want... him also. He is peak male physique and causes all gym bros to orgasm on sight.
Have a you seen Chris Bumstead’s new video?
Of course! It made me fail no nut November
by MamaDood42069 November 26, 2021
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Busee

Oh look today on the bus we have a busee
by blaze-it-420 November 13, 2014
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bumsteer

1. Directions given that end up being incorrect or roundabout.

2. Placing one's buttocks on the car steering wheel, and using this as a method for navigating the car.
"Let me tell you the way" Bob said. Five minutes later, when Bob led them down a dead end street, he realised he'd taken his party on a bit of a bumsteer.
by lauzypants March 31, 2009
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bumwee

The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.
Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"
Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."
Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

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"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"
by Farg_Meh October 9, 2006
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bumsweat

The sweat that accumulates in your arse when you sit in front of the computer all day that makes your computer chair smell like crap!
"Next time, try to wipe your bum a little better after you take a dump! Your chair smells like shit!"
by bosefan March 11, 2005
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