bumping your bumpus

The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.

Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.

Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!

Alex: What a fucking weirdo!

by NigerianTaskForce666 April 14, 2023

bumpus middle school

The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛

That school is so Bumpus Middle School

by KeyMarques May 16, 2017

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

by Noizehed December 20, 2006

Bumpus

A female that is considered, "A stuck up spoiled bitch."

"Ramon why is Hailey such a Bumpus?"

"I don't know Jordan she is just a stuck up bitch."

by Bumpus_Bitch420 February 19, 2022

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024