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Bumslaw

The accumulation of residue, in one's ass-crack, that appears after long periods of bodily neglect (read: poor hygeine). The residue is composed of various elements; the most common are: poop, ass pubes, accumulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or vaginal medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
I went camping last week and didn't shower for 4 days. I had to scoop the Bumslaw from my crack with fpoon!
by Bumslaw August 25, 2009
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bumpaholic

A woman who may enjoy being pregnant too much. A bumpaholic may feel compelled to procreate for many of the same reasons the substance abusers turn to booze or drugs.
"This is Jan's sixth pregnancy in five years; I'm beginning to think that she is a bumpaholic."
by math4mrT September 1, 2009
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bumpagas

Bumper gas is a word made by John Ware meaning, a lot.
Man, I hear he makes mad Bumpagas!

how much homework you have?

Mad bumpagas!
by ThechozenJuan November 28, 2017
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bumpka

A Russian-Yiddish word for a person who treats others without respect.
Ugh, I can't believe he blew up my Minecraft base. Such a Bumpka.
by bobtheslobthebob January 31, 2021
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Bumpaah fragging

Having the least among of kills in a ranked Valorant match.
by BumpFan69 October 18, 2020
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Bumply

The first and last slice of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the crust. Dates back to the 1960s in London UK.
(Usually spoken around tea time) Can i have the bumply please? (Asked because it was the thickest slice within the loaf of bread.
by the ander clan December 23, 2009
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Bumpasaurus

1. Bumpasaurus
A flamboyant normally under the influance dancer, who may be extremly good looking/startling gifted dancer. Who whenever even puts the smallest toe on the floor the whole place cant help but goggle at the stunning skills they uphold.
"Damn, look at Libby! Shes just a bumpasaurus out there!"
by Runninwild December 29, 2007
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