bumpkin

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a country bumpkin

Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party.

by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

Bumpkin

A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.

by O-RenIsheE January 13, 2011

Bumpkin

A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.

Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.

by LexiKR March 14, 2011

bumpkins

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

BUMPKIN

An erect nipple

I think that flimsy blouse clearly shows her bumpkins

by Beazerlips April 20, 2020

Bumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob

The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.

by bumpkinman February 12, 2013

Bumpkin

A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.

That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.

by Angeluru November 2, 2022