bumjoint

someone who is very ugly that thinks they are God's gift to Earth.

That girl right ther is a bumjoint.

New York off of "Flavor of Love"

WS aka Cookie of Tallassee AL

by Mizs G December 11, 2006

bumjoon

The party doesn't start 'til Bumjoon walks in. He's everyone's best friend and secret crush, yet doesn't know it. Whoever has the pleasure of meeting him knows he's the sweetest at heart and takes care of those around him. He'll never let you down and continues to brighten up your day with his huge smile. Though sometimes he ignorantly makes really stupid decisions every once in a while, he bounces back and learns from his mistakes quickly. He doesn't fall for the basic popular girls, but is attracted to the shy girls who are often oblivious to his crushing. Bumjoon's a booty kinda man, and when he likes someone, he's willing to drop everything and anything for her. So if a Bumjoon ever likes you, you best get wit it.

friend 1 : "Wait, hold up, is that Bumjoon?"
friend 2 : "Fuck, finally! This party is hella dry."

friend 1 : "I know bruh, time to turn up!"

by wHyArEyOuRuNnInG February 21, 2018

Bumlobe

An earlobe which has been split in the middle, resulting in it being shaped like a buttocks. Often the result of a ripped earring or possible occurance at birth

"hey look"
"what? "
"marks got a bumlobe"
"oh yeah. it looks like a bum"

by Mr rear March 5, 2009

Bumjab

A jab up the arse with a foreign object usually the penis.

Rick saw a penny, bent down and was bumjabbed by Elton John.

by Gannon June 10, 2003

busjob

busjob - An oral sex act blow job performed while on a bus.

When the driver got off of the bus for a break, she gave her friend a quick busjob.

by TFlurker March 18, 2009

bumjouster

a man who likes/needs to insert his penis into the anal passage of another person.

"man you're such a bumjouster"

by o0church0o April 19, 2006

BUM JOB

British slang for analingus. When someone licks or tongues ('eats out') their partner's anus. Other phrases for the same thing include rimjob or 'butt job'.

She gave me a blowjob and then she gave me a bum job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004