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Lauren Bullard

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a beautiful girl, who doesn’t realize her own worth. she gives the best advice, but can’t seem to listen to her own advice. she’s someone who overthinks a lot, but it never annoys me like she thinks it does. i love her with all my heart, and i’m so lucky to have her in my life. she’s changed me so much, and i wish she could see her own beauty through my eyes. don’t let go of a lauren if you have one, especially a lauren bullard.
jackson: theres lauren bullard.

alex: she’s the best, i love her!
jackson: yeah, she really is.
by khlown October 13, 2019
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Kory Bullard Jr a faggot that sucks dick and has no
Life and is secretly a homosexual
Kory Bullard Jr get that dick out cha mouth
by Shazzyyy October 19, 2019
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Bullarto Handshake

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The act of two men each giving the other a handjob, and afterwards shaking hands while the semen is still on their respective hands.

term is popularised by Lyn Brown.
I saw Andy giving a Bullarto Handshake to Matt, yeah its the normal gretting for the town.
by Bellend Bellend Bellend August 23, 2011
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Bullarkey

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A combination of bullshit and malarkey meaning something is so absurd it is beyond nonsense and bullshit.
Politicians are full of bullarkey.
by NJ40 February 18, 2007
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The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.
When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.
by djfkilo July 26, 2011
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The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009
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ballardry

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when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner
"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner
by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017
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