bugle

any low-quality object

you car's a bugle, yo.

Damn, your sister's a bugle.

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

The Bugle

The world's best, and currently only audio newspaper for a visual. Hosted by John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman, this weekly satire-filled podcast is known for it's humorous segments (especially Hotties From History).

Last week on The Bugle, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing as Andy Zaltman discussed the world economy.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis March 2, 2009

Bugling

Similar to Sounding except a variety of sizes of "Bugle" brand corn chips are inserted into the urethra to increase its size. When you can insert a large Bugle without cracking it, you can attain the highest honor and receive the prestegious "Bugle Merit Badge"

Corporal Nieman demonstrated his fine Bugling for us in the twilight hours by serenading us with his rendition of "Taps" played using only his still-intact Bugle. This earned him the coveted "Bugle Merit Badge"

by UrbanDweller55 February 11, 2009

On the bugle

A noisy fart.

George on the bugle: "paaaarp"
Potter on the bugle: "peeeep"
Ed on the bugle: "baaaaaw"
Darren: "You guys stink. Nice harmony though."

by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

bugl

when someone is having a seizure and all they can do is mumble dumbass words like "bugl"

"gugl, bugl gugl fugl, fregl?"
oh god james are you ok

by the daily testicle October 28, 2020

bugles

Bugles are cone shaped crunchy snacks often sold in vending machines. Hunched over bitches like to eat them after sex.

After sex, hunched over bitch's cat ( Bojangles) licks up all the Bugles crumbs.

by annamal83 September 11, 2013

Bugling

A sex game wherein the bugler alerts his/her friends that they are mid-intercourse by placing their thumb to their lips with a clenched fist and loudly mimicking the sound of a bugle. The friends of the bugler respond to the call by galloping into the room on invisible horses, whilst shouting "charge!" in the style of a 19th century cavalry regiment.

Lad 1 - "That girl sure wasn't impressed with your bugling last night."

Bugler - "Yeh, she cried for ages after the initial shock"

by YEHM8 June 19, 2013