milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

bushstache

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business

Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.

by B Weezie March 15, 2009

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.

"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"

by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

pencilton-buttstache

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Buttstache

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."

by S-Trip July 23, 2007

Bustache

In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)

I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.

by chrystih June 25, 2008

burlstache

Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.

Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot

Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache

by Captain Fox August 4, 2010