bubble tea

When you're you're sitting on the porch, enjoying a cup of tea and a nice fag, when suddenly, you have have to fart, and have spontaneous diarrhea, in your pants

i was just sitting there one morning, and i had to pump... and then POP! bubble tea

bubble tea by dumbassbuffet September 20, 2009

Bubble Tea

n. The natural carbonation in the urine of most mammals, mostly prevalent in Asian-Americans and some amphibians, such as the kangaroo, and your slimy-ass bitch of a sister. The carbonation is thought to have special addictive properties, and in some cases has allegedly caused temporary resurrection, seventeen hour erections, diabetes, and in some rare cases -- hiccups.

Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: Yo, you want some fresh Bubble Tea?
6th Grader: Sure, gimme.
Middle School Crack-head drug dealer: OK, go past 711 to the alley behind Samurai Sushi.

Bubble Tea by Sr. Alvarez-Luigi-Vinny-xoxoxo February 15, 2010

Bubble Tea

You know, things that stuck in your throat every time. Its origin is a country that if you yell the name of it, you'll be sent to a hospital by angry Chinese people. (It's from Taiwan)!!!

Chinese love drinking different kinds of tea. But they never drink BUBBLE TEA because it's from Taiwan /smirking/

Bubble Tea by TaiwanEhEhEh June 5, 2018

Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

Bubble tea by Kironigmo January 5, 2022

Bubble tea poisoned 

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

Bubble tea poisoned by BBTaddict February 28, 2018

Bubble Tea Zombie 

A person who is mindlessly drawn towards bubble tea

She can't help herself, she is a bubble tea zombie

Bubble Tea Zombie by Jalla123 October 7, 2020

banana bubble tea 

1) a half asian half caucasian girl.
2) a tasty treat

rochelle: "hey that asian girl is cute!"
vlad: "she isn't asian, she's half asian half white. she's a banana bubble tea."

banana bubble tea by phbl February 26, 2019