bummage

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)

<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

Brommage

A insult often used on clubbing message boards in the UK. It is named after the prime Brommager of all time, Mr Pete Brommage:

The act of 'bromaging' is being involved in some sort of petty online argument and realising that you are losing out in a bad way because you're
a) a bit thick, or
b) generally a bit of a twat,

so the person either changes their argument point to fit in more with the 'winning' point, or turn it all around and play the "It's only a message board can't we all get along" card.
The Latter being the most used example And thus seeing the first incarnation of the Get Along Gang

Statements a Brommager would make after an argument they are clearly losing:

Brommage: I think it doesnt matter because its tuesday. Do you want me to send you a mix cd?

Brommage: Cant we all just get along?

Brommage: Thread deleted - Reason, moaning bastards.

by MotionDesk March 1, 2005

Bummaged

Term originating from Eton Public School, circa 1964 by the victims of an act of buggery, (usually whilst one is asleep).

"Oh my God, I think I've been bummaged"!!!

by daventry October 5, 2007

Bummage

The act of incessantly borrowing or asking for favours...
The resultant behaviours of a bum

I do not want them to know I have smokes or money... I’ll be the target of their bummage.

by Chlorinedreams January 24, 2020

bummage

Anything pertaining with; bum, bums, bumming, bummery, bummers and bummees. That is the UK definition of bum, as in arse (ass)

Julian and Sandy, a right couple of limp wristed bummees popped out late one Sunday evening for a spot of bummage at the local bummery, as they are both quite partial to a bit of bum bumming by the local bum bummers.

by leebs69 August 7, 2007

drain brammage

when you can't seem to find the right word, or remember a person's name in the closing of a conversation.

ok well that was an very exciting presentation mr, er well we will be in touch. would'nt want to keep the other interviewees waiting would we?
i was born on ohhh shit i'm 42 right? sorry for the drain brammage dude!

by freedav05 January 22, 2007

bummage

obvious and often physical flirting, to be accompanied by a rendition of 'danger high voltage' but changing voltage to bummage.

person x and person y are deep in conversation, leaning close and pretending to discuss something... person z: "danger danger, high BUMMAGE!"

by Pingu May 5, 2005