Bruised

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

by Bug80 September 17, 2012

Bruised Banana

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop

did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET

by 12 June 18, 2005

Bruised Nuggets

What happens after you take a serious beating to your ballsack

Holy shit!! I got bruised nuggets!!!

by 1265geechie July 4, 2020

bruisedgut

the prettiest girl alive, big tit goth girl

have you seen bruisedgut’s new instagram post?

by snekekksjs May 31, 2021

Bruised

Temporarily hurt or emotionally upset

You bruised, bro?

by Gaaabe08 December 2, 2016

bruised fruit

An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.

Although the accident damaged John's leg it was bruised fruit when he became an olympic runner.

by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008

bruised banana

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.

"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"

by fokker July 9, 2006