Bruised

Temporarily hurt or emotionally upset

You bruised, bro?

by Gaaabe08 December 2, 2016

bruising

Anal sex. The male inserts the penis into the female (or male) anus, and thrusts outward and inward. See also : Butt fucking, ass sex, fag festivity

I'm ganna bruise her good, mothafucka!

by The Toe June 1, 2003

Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008