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browser wanking

A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.
by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014
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browser bankruptcy

the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.
Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.
by publicjpk December 9, 2008
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browser's block

Browser's Block is a temporary inability to begin a new keyword search on one of the popular web engines (Google, Yahoo, etc.) due to a sudden "blanking out" while staring at the screen. It's cause is unknown. AKA, "Google Block" or "Surfer's Block"
It's 2:12 AM, you are awake and seated at your computer. You want to look up something or learn something new, but your mind is so overwhelmed by the infinite keyword search possibilities that you are forced into a temporary paralysis called Browser's Block.
by Don Carom February 20, 2007
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browser brother

A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.
Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
by ryatellsastory January 3, 2015
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browser chrome

"browser chrome" is a euphemism for the graphic control elements of your browser interface. These include:

toolbar buttons -- "Back", "Forward", "Stop", etc.
scrollbars, the browser window frame .. browser helper objects - things that generally make a mess out of the browser experience.
If there was not so much "browser chrome" with this browser we might actually be able to see the web site.
by Randall Quivers October 11, 2004
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Browser Fucked

When you return to your computer and someone has unexpectidly changed your wallpaper to the trashiest porn pics possible including; fat chicks getting fingered/fucked, beastiality, gay porn, granny porn, double penetration/fisting,etc.
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you today, you seam really down???

Person 2:I just got browser fucked by my roomate.

Person 1: Oh shit man,really sorry to hear that. What was on your wallpaper?

Person 2: A gay 400 pound chinese man getting double fisted by three 90 year old women who were getting fucked by a horse.

Person 1:(begins throwing up)
by JBBJ August 6, 2007
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Browser Block

You have an open browser and plenty of time to browse whatever your heart desires, but there is nothing you can think of that you want to search.
I had a caramel macchiato at my side and the world at my fingertips, but nothing came. I realized that browser block had set in as I stared at my blank display.
by jojimurph October 1, 2010
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