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brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.
"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.
by quintin pruett August 8, 2006
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Brownlee

A guy who's unbelievably athletic and kick ass at anything he does . strong and sexy beyond all.
Above all that are against . brownlee
by bandit# July 24, 2014
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Mason brownlee

Mason brownlee defined

“Teacher”
It’s the autistic kid

“Masons friends”
No he’s just has very bad mental problems
by Jaggediceburg February 14, 2020
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brownlee

when you take a shit, don't wipe, then sit on someone's face who is asleep letting their nose get smeared with human shit. named after the infamous angela brownlee.
I hate my wife so i gave her a brownlee before i murdered her in her sleep.
by mr. mctitfuck May 12, 2008
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Brownladding

The act of trawling the internet to find out as much as you can about another person on a chatroom, dorm room, rival company or rival department in an effort to ruin their internet career.
Hey DarkOwl - I just googled your name and found your asking about transgender reassignment on a forum. Classic Brownladding

Hey DarkOwl - I just went to a hairdressing forum and read your thread about cool ways to get your hair cut. You just got Brownladded

Hey DarkOwl - Here's a photo of your Facebook timeline of you posting hundreds of messages on that girls wall. She isn't going to f*ck you. BOOM, BROWNLADDED
by professorsandwich October 13, 2011
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London Brownlee

The most amazing and special person that you will ever meet. No one is like this person and they are the most fun person you will ever talk to. When you are not with this person you wish you were.
My life is so boring whenever i'm not with London Brownlee
by Dirtyboy21 March 23, 2017
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brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.
Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.
by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007
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