Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel
the sneaky brown bomber is a very complicated act and is only to be tried by experts. it involves pooping your pants and quickly removing the poo and placing it in a friends pants to embarrass them. this is best pulled off while some one is sleeping but after practice you should be able to accomplish this with an awake person.
i was mad at taylor so i quickly pooped my pants and gave him a sneaky brown bomber to embarass him infront of his new girlfriend.