brotender

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.

Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.

by money719 June 27, 2010

Brendahole

A brendahole is a breeding ground for the Brenda and is a prime area for the Paul to fondle the Brenda.

Oi, pal. 'Ave ye seen ol' Brenda in her brendahole? She's a right cougar.

by quitethecontrary November 27, 2014

Brotend

Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved Brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.

Lax Bro 1 -"Ay man, Did you hear about that Brotender?"

Lax Bro 2- "Oh you mean Jeffreys?"
Lax Bro 1- "Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just Brotends all the time."
Lax Bro 1 - " He thinks he has his own flow name", "But he was never offered by the Flowgods"

by Brosoiden July 22, 2010

brotunda

A grain silo that has been converted to a man cave

Jim was sick of hearing his wife bitch about her bunions so he went out to the brotunda to drink beer and watch porn.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Brokendated

When something isn't just broken, it's really broken. Can also be used as a verb

You can't drive the car, it's brokendated.

Oh great! You went and brokendated it!!

by Vangogh's girl April 18, 2009

Brotendo cult

A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.

I just joined the Brotendo cult .
I like the Brotendo cult nigga.

by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017

brotendo

brotendo are plateform shoses a.k.a frankenstian shoes a,k,a brick shoes

look at at female with those lookin like brotendo

by escamillaroy May 2, 2022