Bropane

The colorless, odorless gas used to fuel sausage, frat, and/or dude parties.

Dang there are way too many dicks on the dancefloor. I think this party's running on bropane.

by bongheaddudes June 21, 2010

Bropathy

when good friends (guys) immediately think of the same thing and quote it. no matter the distance the thought can be shared.

(two friends in different cities talking over IM)"I AM THE LAWWW" "THE LAWWWWWWWW" dude... epic bropathy!

by Soul Nevik October 21, 2010

Bropaganda

What a dude's wingman might tell someone to get them and his bro together.

Person1: "you know, that dude over there can benchpress 120kg"
Person2: "oh, quit the bropaganda"

by Eventueelkunnenweschaatsen August 18, 2016

Bropiphany

A bropiphany is when a person suddenly realizes that he is a bro. A bropiphany can occur in many places; but most usually occur at frat parties, American Eagle or such clothing stores, drinking Nadi Light or Keystone, playing Lax, playing frisbie, listening to Dave Matthews Band, and also realizing your hat looks better backwards with a broken rim. If a person is unaware that he has had a bropihpany, one can usually tell by the change in appearance the person has, and the new ways the person addresses people. Most people that have had a bropiphany instantly refer to others as Brometheus, Brosef Stalin, Broger Federer, LeBro James, Bro-ack Brobama, Leonardo Bro-Vinci, etc.

John-"Hey Luke what you doing this weekend"?
Luke-"Not much Brosef Stalin. Gonna go play some lax with some bros, hit up Abercrombie, watch some Family Guy, and crush a delicious Nadi Light."

"After watching the Ultimate Lax Bro, I suddenly had a bropiphany"

"Dude, whats going on with Graham"
"Not much, King Brothur, hes just having a bropiphany".

Ah, don't tase me brah!

by luk5elrey October 16, 2009

brohap

an instance where a misstep by a bro has effectively ruined your chances to score with a hot chick. Whether accidental or intentional a brohap should never be easily dismissed. Especially if the bro in question is a repeat offender.

We had a major brohap last night when Tim got so drunk that he spilled his drink on my date's lap, leaving myself and my wingman dateless

by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Bropack

A very comfortable group of bros that frequently spend time together. Usually consists of 3-5 bros. One person will usually have 1-2 bropacks, any more is somewhat uncommon. Common activities of bropacks include sleepovers, watching movies, driving around, eating, playing Halo or other multiplayer console games, and pulling pranks.

Alternatively, one who has no bropack but still hangs out with different arrangements of groups is a "One-man bropack". For whatever reason, this person was not compatible with other forming bropacks and/or could not merge with existing bropacks. This could be due to personality, parental restrictions, or a multitude of other bropackability issues.

-One-man bropack: "Hey, I'm free tonight, wanna chill?"

-Bropack member: "Can't bro, I already have plans with my bropack."

by Bropackery November 21, 2010

Brolapse

A pact made between close friends that dictates that if a member of their friend group receives a prolapsed anus, the closest bro must fist it back up into its correct location

"Hey bro, you got prolapsed, lemme brolapse that for you."

by Jeggs March 12, 2018