Bronzing

To defecate in ones hand and rub it over their skin/naked body, similar to how someone might use fake tanning cream.

"The best way to stop them touching you is bronzing up"; or

"The guy in apartment 2C has bronzed up, we're going to need to get Police to deal with this one"

by Caspertheunfriendlyhost November 20, 2020

Bronze

Good

Get a Bronze

by Jaaaayyy October 27, 2016

Bronzed

A defining physical characteristic of an individual from the Indian subcontinent pertaining to their skin color.

Popularized by Bollywood bloggers when describing actors and actresses from the Bollywood movie industry. Lately, Hollywood actors and actresses have tried to impersonate this defining characteristic to look attractive on screen.

Person 1: Wow, checkout the bronzed god over there!
Person 2: I bet he is Indian.

by joshp December 30, 2014

Bronz'

Used to describe a person or situation so unpleasant that it can only be referred to as the award for last place in a 3 person race.

"He asked me if i noticed his triple 5 soul shirt...So i said ," It don't matter what you wear, your face is solid bronz."

"He may have won first place in mario kart, but he'll always be bronz' in my book."

"What's up with the price of gas lately..shit is bronz' to the bone'."

"I really bronz'd my life by eating vietnamese food(a.k.a. dog food along with the dog). it was vietbronz."

by Pete O'bronz October 6, 2008

Bronze

A person who always comes third.

Im a such a bronze, even my girlfriend's cell phone comes number two before me.

by J Metz April 18, 2009

Bronze

to have an inflated sense of self worth i.e. He thinks he is gold but he is really bronze

He is the bronze

he is so bronze

by skyland July 10, 2007

bronzing

to make a girl cum in a projectile fashion, often launching in the same manner as a male

Me and kaitlin were having sex and i got her bronzing on my face.

by Mitchh November 30, 2007