Brocitus

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.

"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.

by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011

Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer

Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?

by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022

Bronchitis diarrhea

When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.

When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.

by Tmpasunshinegrl June 26, 2021

Chronic Bronchitis

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.

"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"

by JGSR July 22, 2006

Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018

Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.

Omg her bronchitis laff is killing me.

by eatyossy April 28, 2021

Bronchitis

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.

Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.

by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012