Bronchitis

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

by Weah89 September 8, 2013

brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

Bronchitis

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.

"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013

Brocitus

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.

"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.

by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011