Beliterate

to be unaware when someone is belittling to you;

Poor guy, he's too beliterate to see that his girlfriend treats him like a doormat.

by gollygreen42 December 5, 2009

billiterate

When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.

Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??

by Katya Eye August 14, 2016

billiterate

When someone is being stupid or dumb and there persona is one in the same as a bitch. The B stands for bitch and illiterate is in reference to the stupidity of the person.

Tyler scored a 68% on his test and called Alyssa a dumb fuck. He is so billiterate.

by BigTitsSmallAss January 30, 2019

Bromiserate

two guys commiserating, a cousin to Bromance

Tyler bromiserated with Cyrus after Cyrus stood up his fiancee due to his drunken state and she summarily dumped him.

by drstevenwerose March 7, 2024