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brokedick

A extremely cheap person.
A person that does not give gratuities for the services provided to them at Bars, Restaurants, Clubs, Hotels Ect.
A person that is of the poor economic class with no power.
2 servers in random chat with eachother.

Server 1: I waited on the guy at table 23 for like 45 minutes, his bill came out to be like $300 and all he left me was 3 bucks for a tip
Server 2: What a brokedick!
Another example...
Alex talks with Marko about a certain girl he has a crush on.
Alex: "Marko, do you think Jennifer will go out with me?"
Marko: "Prolly not dude, she is a sackchaser like the rest of these gold digging randy piss swallowing whores, she really doesn't fall for brokedicks like us!"
by Marko Schmidt October 28, 2007
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Brokededed

The act of breaking something.

Something that is broekn.
I brokededed your car.

The car is brokededed.
by me2345 July 19, 2007
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brokedidit

when something cannot be fix or other wise it is destroyed.
The car got brokedidit when it got tboned by an 18 wheeler.
by cavvman July 6, 2010
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brokedick

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)
Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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Brokedick

A person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally. A person who lacks general common sense and self awareness.

Also used as a common greeting between friends.
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all the girls' tits all night?

Jack: I don't know. He came across as a complete brokedick though. He had no game whatsoever.

Example 2
Email to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately?I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive??
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010
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Brokedick

NOT what you yell when someone horsecock's you.
Dagwood is a brokedick.
by chickenhat February 11, 2010
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brokeded

How 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it mass hystaria.
Small Child-"I brokeded de fence!"
Room-"lol!"
by The Swedish October 1, 2005
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