Brogramming

The act of creating a computer program in the company of your bros.

Want to go get a beer after we're done brogramming?

Want to get a six pack then get back to brogramming?

by theIntuitionist December 9, 2008

Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

brogrammer

A programmer who looks like, acts like, or is a bro.

I was just talking to that tool who writes the iPhone apps yesterday - what a brogrammer.

by dickbuntu July 24, 2009

brogrammer

The objectively best type of programmer. He is better than you at social skills and coding.

Brogrammers are superior to all other human beings, and represent the highest state of existence.

by srcs September 30, 2017

bro-grab

n., 1. the act of a bro embracing another bro, typically with only one arm and often with a closed palm back pat. 2. an uncommitted hug.

"Yeah, we cool - we always bro-grab"

by A Bro June 11, 2008

Brogram

A group of male soccer players that act gay together and treat women with disrespect. Often cracking women jokes and always known for making hand gestures like jacking off about anything they like or if they are hating on you.

Brogram makes jokes such as: -haha , bro why do women have short feet? so they can stand closer to the sing.

-Dude my girlfriend and me were fighting and she told me to look at it from her perspective, so i went into the kitchen and looked out the window above the sink. hey dude you wanna go play soccer?

by there bitch! ;) November 16, 2010

brogrammer

Brogrammer, noun., a bro who somehow learned to program, but would deny it in any social situation. A brogrammer does not have side projects and usually programs while listening to Dave Matthews Band, much to the irritation of his fellow programmers.

Noam: "Hey Jack, your a little late, can you rewrite this parser for me? It's not quoting HTML code."

Jack: *takes off Northface backpack and removes iPhone earbuds--Ants Marchin audibly playing* "Yea, lemme just get settled first."

Noam then comments on the IRC channel that Jack doesn't go on (because he thinks freenode is what happens at the bars on Thursdays at 5pm) and says, "man this intern jack is a real brogrammer, I'm glad he's gone at the end of month."

by sabalaba March 3, 2011