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Blowfessional

1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.
Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Blowfessional fellationship

A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.
John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!
by Flippy December 22, 2015
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proffessional hater

a person who makes it his daily job to be a hater. spends all of his time hatin on other people, and does it proffessionally.
amy: don't worry about that. he's just a hater.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.
by AmyCavalier March 5, 2011
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Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything
Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.
by datdude111 August 16, 2011
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Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.
"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."
by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011
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brofeshional

A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.

A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.

Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.
"Hey is that guy on circa? No, hes just a brofeshional"
by T Cab December 12, 2006
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brofessional

Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)
Cole- "Hey do you play lacrosse?"
Chandler- "yeah im a brofessional
by BurntEternalGenius January 3, 2012
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