The guy you bring to a party to make sure you go home with a girl and not just a guy with big man titties
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1. Of or pertaining to being hosed or hoodwinked by the principles of a guy named Bruce.
2. Being overwhelmed my techno mumbo jumbo, when a simple yes or no answer would suffice
3. When a costly piece of technical equipment is missing from the office, and months later is located at Bruce's house being used as a doorstop, all unbeknownst to Bruce.
2. Being overwhelmed my techno mumbo jumbo, when a simple yes or no answer would suffice
3. When a costly piece of technical equipment is missing from the office, and months later is located at Bruce's house being used as a doorstop, all unbeknownst to Bruce.
1. "Bruce told us the software upgrade would work...no problem."
"Well guess what, it DOESN't work!"
"Dude, you've been Brucified."
2. "Bruce, can we use the extra computer on your desk?"
1. "Well, if the USB port is not compatible with the 9 pin, the RCA cable could work, but it's the interface within the firewall that utlimately won't synch with the EMT."
3. Look what I found!
Are you kidding? I've been looking for that forever! Where did you find that?
Bruce's wife called. Said she the rennovation was complete and the door didn't need to be propped open any longer.
"Well guess what, it DOESN't work!"
"Dude, you've been Brucified."
2. "Bruce, can we use the extra computer on your desk?"
1. "Well, if the USB port is not compatible with the 9 pin, the RCA cable could work, but it's the interface within the firewall that utlimately won't synch with the EMT."
3. Look what I found!
Are you kidding? I've been looking for that forever! Where did you find that?
Bruce's wife called. Said she the rennovation was complete and the door didn't need to be propped open any longer.
by adobegal February 8, 2007
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by Bob Fucking Saget December 11, 2008
Get the brycified mug.The "Brosif"; dude, that hangs out or chills thats knowledgeable or just acts like there smart for the time being while hanging out with other dudes.
But Pretty much every one knows hes full of shit.
But Pretty much every one knows hes full of shit.
Fred: " I thought that was the goodest hit i ever took"
BoB: " Fred, It's actually said- the BEST hit i ever took.
Fred: " Brosiferous, i'll say it however i want dude"
BoB: " Fred, It's actually said- the BEST hit i ever took.
Fred: " Brosiferous, i'll say it however i want dude"
by Shane Bowman February 4, 2008
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Get the broified mug.A red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of Northern Alabama. A Brucifer is best spotted by his "pregnant- like" belly, his short stature, and a great big bald spot surrounded by extremely thin hair. Even though the Brucifer has a funny sense of humor, he carries other traits that aren't so harmless. A typical Brucifer is a Narcissist and likes to perform bizarre things during sex.
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