bruhchitis

When you can't stop saying bruh.

Nick: Dude! I can't stop saying bruh.
Vince: Looks like someone's got bruhchitis.

by PastelGothee March 31, 2015

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

la brochita

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.

La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.

by Fernando de la Broach January 29, 2017

bronchitis

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

by Luclear September 16, 2012

Bronchitis

A very time consuming ailment affecting the respiratory system.

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

by Weah89 September 8, 2013

brichitis

When a guy is preforming the act of simping on a girl named Brianna.

Zach has been diagnosed with Brichitis

by TruthStater9999 April 3, 2020

cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022