brocery shopping

when bros go to the grocery store to pick up women

Chad went brocery shopping at Albertsons and met his new gf Amber.

(www.brogirls.com)

by broney June 21, 2011

Brocery Shopping

When a group of bro's head to the store and only purchase beer and rubbers.

Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!

Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!

Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!

by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009

broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

by kenchuto May 11, 2010

Broceratops

A guy that is just so incredibly 'bro' that he can only be known as a Broceratops.

The origin comes from the word 'bro', combined with triceratops, a dinosaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous Period. This makes a Broceratops.

Yo what's good, Broceratops!

Look at that tool! What a Broceratops!

by Meatwaded January 8, 2009

broceries

Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.

Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."

by hack314 September 30, 2007

broceritops

i giant bro that is bigger than the rest, dinosaur-like bro

bro 1: Bro did you see that broceritops over there?!
bro 2: yeah that guy towers over everyone, don't wanna mess with him.

by james jamdajmtmjtpmda October 29, 2009

Browery

A location(oftentimes a bar)where straight dudes go to meet new straight dudes.

Dude, lets go down to that new browery and meet some new bros.

by Brotato Salad March 10, 2010