Broccoli

by Ready001 November 08, 2018

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broccoli

can't leave the table until you finish it. your goal becomes clear... the broccoli must die!

forecast for tomorrow.. a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

by Adrian November 06, 2004

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A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

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"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

by Karatekid1222 June 13, 2008

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A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5

by Weeb human May 22, 2020

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The act of putting a broccoli into ones anus and acting as if you have a bunnies tail

Oh god I tried this one thing last night

What was it

Aronn broccolied me, he even gave me ears to go with it!

by Heart mirror February 25, 2017

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Kid- Mom, I can't doo doo.
Mom- Go eat some broccoli; it'll clean you out.

by Shawn B. May 08, 2003

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